Comedic Tattoos

Would you get a tattoo just for comedy value? Is your desired outcome roaring laughter or do you wish your tattoos to be art.

Colin Bonsall had the slogan comparethemeerkat.com tattooed across his stomach with the sole aim of making his granddaughter Bethany giggle.

We watch them together and Bethany thinks they’re hilarious.   

Colin Bonsall, owner of the comparethemeerkat tattoo

Maybe I’m a mug but I find it funny. I’ll see how well this one goes down first though before I get another one.

 Colin Bonsall, tattooed Granddad 

I myself have a few comical tattoos, ones which signify my sense of humour as well as inside jokes but is having a more annoying than funny television advert a step too far?

My boyfriend and I got matching watermelon tattoos as a joke and a way to mark our five year anniversary. The tattoo makes our friends laugh and it also brings a smile to my face when I remember the story behind it.

Do you have the beholders of your tattoos in mind when you get inked or are your motives more selfish? Ultimately the question lies in what motivates you to get tattooed? How do you choose the subject of your tattoo?

Tattoos are another way for people to attempt to read someone’s personality. Should your sense of humour be on display without you opening your mouth and laughing

 

Images and quotes from www.mirror.co.uk
Watermelon tattoo by Sophie Adamson, The Projects, Plymouth.

RocknRoll Sex Toys

If you’re looking for a way to get your rock’n’roll rocks off, look no further than RocknRollSexToys. A totally female-owned and operated online business from Philadelphia will have you clinched in knee-buckling organisms quicker than you can say  ‘Stairway to heaven’…

Rock’n’Roll has always been in our hearts and lives, we wanted to let it shine through into our business as well.

Kali and Lauren, owners of RocknRollSexToys

RocknRollSexToys is not just a company for those who enjoy an alternative lifestyle, RocknRoll courses through their veins (or those on their hulk dildo) but for the anyone who wants to have a good time and spice things up a bit.

 We believe that the adult industry and Rock’n’Roll go hand in hand, so we set out to create a single destination for people to experience all the things they love.

Kali and Lauren, owners of  RocknRollSexToys

Their products range from lubricants right through to ball gags, meaning that anyone can find what they are looking for to add a little variety for a happier sex life.  Be sure to follow them on Instagram (where they offer exclusive discounts and giveaways), Twitter and Facebook for exciting new products and to feed your kinky fix.

 

Highlights include:

The Screaming O Studio Collection Mascara Vibe perfect to discreetly hide in your handbag ready for when the office boredom becomes that little bit too much.

The Death by Orgasm Zombie vibrator has risen from its coffin with the sole intention of delivering sheet-clenching orgasms with its ultra-powerful vibrations. This zombie won’t be leaving the world of the living until you reach climax-heaven.

For the ultimate die-hard fan-girls out there Rock’n’Roll have a selection of hero-inspired sex toys including the lurid green Incredible Hulk Silicone Dong. When nothing but smashing orgasms will do!

Get yours at rocknrollsextoys.com, plus they ship worldwide…

DIY Tattoo Parlour

No Class in Colorado is a DIY tattoo parlour run by skater Jesse Brocato. That’s right you tattoo yourself, in his living room. Every tattoo is free and its a unwritten rule that you have to be wasted.

The idea behind No Class is, why would you want a fancy tattoo when you could have a shitty ghetto tattoo?

Peter Garritano visited No Class, see his interview with Jesse and photos at Vice.com

Would you tattoo yourself in some dude’s living room? Are they just a bunch of scratchers or do you like home made tattoos?

 

 

Unlock your phone with your tattoo

Watch this short video to see new technology that allows you to unlock your smart phone with a digital temporary tattoo.

The ‘tattoo’ stays on the wearer’s skin for five days once it has been stuck on. It has been created to work exclusively with Motorola’s Moto X Smartphone and is on sale in America for $10.

Guinness World Record Tattoo

Lee Weir has forty-one tattoos of Homer Simpson in different positions, ages and expressions. His sleeve has set a new Guinness World Record and the twenty-seven year old from New Zealand has been awarded the record for the most tattoos of the same cartoon character tattooed on a single body.

Which cartoon character would you choose?

Image from Guinness World Records’ Twitter